Archive for September, 2008

The Condemned….Movie 84

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

The story of Jack Conrad, who is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American prison. He is “purchased” by a wealthy television producer and taken to a desolate island where he must fight to the death against nine other condemned killers from all corners of the world, with freedom going to the sole survivor. IMDB

Well, I admit I wasn’t expecting much with “Stone Cold” Steve Austin as the lead character. That being said, this wasn’t a terrible movie. It wasn’t a good movie either. It was an okay popcorn flick. The fight scenes are actually quite well done. The movie has plenty of action, bloodshed, explosions, and the like. The acting…..well….there is acting of some sort. When Stone Cold is the arguably the best actor in the movie it does not bode well for the picture overall.

Now there are many out there calling this a “Battle Royale” rip off. Yes it does have similarities to that film, it even does steal a bit. But, is anyone going to actually try to tell me the “Battle Royale” was a completely unique idea, that it doesn’t have similarities to other films and stories. The whole let’s get guys to kill each other idea for entertainment of the masses has been around for quite a while, think Romans and gladiators. This is really nothing new.

So, good action, bad acting, kinda cheesy dialogue, so it gets a middle of the road 2 1/2 axes.

No thanks

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

So 4th edition Dungeons and Dragons had been out for few months now, and I have heard and read numerous reviews and people’s opinions.  I am not upgrading.  It has nothing to do with 4th edition being evil, or any nostalgia for older systems.  I remember buying the core books when 3rd edition came out because the group I played with at the time played it.  When 3.5 came out, I decided the same as I am now, no upgrade for me.  I didn’t care if they fixed things or not, everything that I felt was broken I had fixed myself.  I do have 3.5 now, but only because a friend gave me the core books.  See, the simple reason that I am not going to buy the 4th editions books is this, I don’t need them.  Even if I played D&D more often than I do I still wouldn’t buy the new books.  I have no need for them.  I have no problems with the books I have.  I will not belittle or begrudge those that do buy the new books.  I do not hold any hatred towards the company for releasing a new edition.  I know that they did it for a variety of reasons, though most obviously they did it for money.  That is a big reason why they still exist, they make money.  When they cease to make money, they will cease to be.  I have all I need right now to play D&D and have plenty of fun doing it.  I am sure that those that have embraced 4th edition enjoy it.  That is fine by me.  If I have friends that want to play 4th edition and want me to join in, sure, just don’t expect me to buy the books.  I have paid my dues when it comes to D&D.  I have forked over a lot of cash and I have a system I am happy with.  Perhaps if I had money falling out of my pockets I would invest in this, but as it is, I have so many other things I would rather have. The only problems I have with 4th edition is the two camps that arise every time something is revised or redone or rereleased.  On one side you have the old timers that refuse to upgrade because this new thing is a tool of evil and nothing more than a symbol of corporate greed and the company’s way of saying screw you to its older faithful customers.  On the other side is the come join us types.  If you aren’t playing 4th edition then you aren’t really playing D&D, you are playing some archaic thing that is past its prime.  I dislike both of these groups.  Life shouldn’t be so hard that we need to draw lines in the sand about a freakin’ game.  If you like the old boxed sets and that is what D&D is to you, fine, play it till the crayons wear of your dice.  If you love the new 4th edition, fine, enjoy.  I will play whatever version the guy running the game chooses, so long as they don’t make demands on my pocketbook.  Every player does not need a copy of the core books.  When I started we had one of each book and we shared them.  If I decide that some day I want to play in a sanctioned game, then I will expect to play 4th edition.  I can’t expect the company to produce numerous bersions of every product to fit all of their previous systems, that is not possible.  Besides, I can go online and easily find conversions to and from each edition.  It may take a little work, but hey, it is easier in my mind than forking out the 34.95 per book for a new edition.  If you want me I’ll be playing the Dark Tower boardgame.

.45….Movie 83

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

In a dangerous neighborhood in New York City, Kat and her brutal smalltime criminal boyfriend Big Al sell pistols and revolvers on the streets and deal stolen goods. Kat is addicted in having sex with Al and dreams on moving to the beach and start a new life. When the jealous and abusive Al beats her, the social assistant Liz, Kat’s bisexual friend Vic and her acquaintance Reilly that has a crush on her advise Kat to leave Al. However, Al threatens to destroy her face if she dares to leave him. The smart Kat uses her power of beautiful and sexy woman to manipulate her friends and get rid off Al.  IMDB

Well, if this movie gave me one thing, it gave me some hope that someday Mila Jovovich will be a good actor.  She isn’t quite there yet, but this is the best i have seen her perform to date.  It was also nice to see Angus “Robert the Bruce” McFaden playing such a dark role.  He is quite convincing as the abusive and drunken Al.  The scene where he lays down a serious beating on Mila was almost too painful to watch.  It boggles my mind how anyone could do that to another person, let alone someone that you supposedly love.

This wasn’t a fascinating movie though.  It could have been so much better, instead of the little interview bits with other people, let the audience figure a few things out.  Just don’t make it too obvious, the apparently twist ending wasn’t much of a surprise at all.  Good acting, but it could have been so much better than what is was, 3 axes.