Archive for May, 2009

Quarantine….Movie 145

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

A television news reporter and her cameraman are trapped inside a building with its residents after the CDC quarantines the building.  A raging virus, supposedly a super strain of rabies is turning everyone into murderous monsters.

Before I start tearing this film apart, on a base level I kinda liked it.  It had flaws, quite a few that made me only kinda like it.  The movie had a lot more potential, and I do need to see the original Spanish film  “REC” now.  The lead actress screams an awful lot, and it does get annoying, but it also fits in with the story.  As things intensify she becomes more and more irrational and just plain freaked out.

Now for the problems.  This virus makes people into indiscrimate killers, yet they only seem to attack non-infected people.  That didn’t make any sense to me.  A rabid animal will attack anything, even another rabid animal.  Yet somehow when this super strain affects people they can still pick and choose who they attack.  Also, the progression of the virus.  The first people infected seem to take much longer to react to the virus, and later in the film it seems to only take minutes for the virus’ affects to be seen.  Apparently rabies also makes you super strong, which would explain the rabid granny that could overpower a cop and firefighter.

Then there is the camerman.  The whole film is seen through his lens, and I have to say, for a professional camerman he sucks.  The camera is always swinging around, always losing focus.  I can understand that later in the film when he is running, but this happens even in the beginning when he is standing still.  I am also getting a little tired of these everything seen through a camera type of movies.  This one at least made more sense than some others because it was a tv crew filming things to document them, but still, I think eventually someone would have smashed the damn camera.

I also cannot understand the idea that the CDC would send in just two guys to take some samples and no type of protection.  It is another of the stupid moves done just to progress the movie.  Oh, and lets have a couple that doesn’t speak English and point it out several times, but in the end they will be completely background fixtures that have nothing to do with the story other than eventually becoming victims of the virus.

Boy, the more I think about this movie the more I am finding reasons to dislike it.  Better stop before I go home and destroy the disc.  Could have been so much better than it was, but as far as modern horror made in the US goes, it wasn’t awful, 2 Axes.

A little help

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

A little help

I have been working on too many different things lately when it comes to my writing. I need to focus on just one right now (don’t worry Randy, this doesn’t include the Mistrunner game).

I was hoping I could get some insight and feedback from my friends, many of which read the types of book I am trying to write. Which of these ideas appeals most to you? These are just working titles, so don’t pay much attention to them.

1. Demon Eater

Either set in an apocalyptic future, or perhaps just an alternate earth. The planet has been overrun by demons (the type from hell and such). Mankind has been thrown back technology-wise, almost kind of a dark ages type of thing. The demons control just about everything, except for Ireland and some other islands off the European coast. Demons themselves must inhabit a body as a host to stay on earth. The host body can be killed, though it is much stronger than a normal human, but the demon itself cannot die. If the host body dies it merely returns to hell for a time, regaining its strength until it can come back. There is one group of people that can help turn the tide of the war, the Demon Eaters. When a host body is slain the Demon eaters can actually consume the spirit of the demon, trapping it inside themselves. A demon Eater is, in essence, a walking demon prison. A young girl and her father, a demon eater, join with a small band of Irish warriors to try and put an end to the war.

2. Soul Thief

This is the classic tale of boy meets girl, boy becomes a girl, boy gets girl, with demons and fairies thrown in. The Faye do not have souls, something that they envy mankind for. One rather sinister Faye has devised a way to steal the soul from a human and give it to a Faye. This is bad for several reasons. The human that loses their soul becomes a shell of what they were, they still go about their lives, but there is something missing, the spark that makes them human, that makes them who they are. The other bad side is that the Faye are not meant to have souls. Faye do not experience emotion like regular people, however, once they attain a soul they are bombarded with a flood of emotion. Imagine if you lived thousands of years and never felt remorse, joy, sorrow, regret, and then bam, all those years of pent up feeling hit you at once. It kinda drives one crazy.

Enter the boy. A normal boy that finds out there is another world, a magical world (I know this old and cliche, but there is a bit of a twist). He soon finds himself embroiled in trying to stop this Soul Thief and possibly the start of a war between mortals and the Faye, something that hasn’t happened for over 10000 years.

3. Loginus, the Roman soldier that pierced the side of Christ and is doomed to walk the earth until the second coming. He has done much in the last 2000 years, much of it geared towards trying to redeem himself from what he believes is the ultimate sin, the killing of the savior. He is a warrior for good, fighting the evil that lurks in the shadows, vampires, demons, monsters of all sorts.

This is my least developed idea, an idea that I wanted to do in comic form, but seeing as I can’t draw, that never happened.

So, any ideas on what sounds best. I am stuck and can’t make up my mind, I just need a nudge in the right direction so I can focus my efforts on one of these and maybe get a rough draft banged out by the end of summer. Thanks.

Bottom Feeder….Movie 144

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

A scientist working on a miracle cure becomes the victim of his own serum.  The miracle becomes a curse as he is transformed into a ravenous beast.  An unlucky group of utility workers find themselves trapped in the sewers with this horrific monster.

Sounds pretty scary, huh.  Want to know what is really scary….Tom Sizemore is the big name attached to this midnight movie flop.  The scientist that turns into a rat like creature that can regenerate from bullet wounds and has super strength is probably the best actor in this, after he is transformed and does nothing more than growl and stand.  This is one of the worst Sci-Fi channel movies I have seen in a while, 1/32 of an Axe.

Bloodsuckers…..Movie 143

Monday, May 4th, 2009

It takes from very skilled people to be successful vampire hunters in space.  Unfortunately, all we have are these yahoos.  If our future were to ever rest in the hands of these idiots, we would never survive as a species.

One great positive with this movie, we get to see the amazing talent of Natassia Malthe again, she plays the good vampire.  You remember her, the elf girl from “Knights of Bloodsteel”.  She is actually one of the shining stars in this film.  We do get a few glimpses of Michale Ironsides as one of the bad guy vampires.  If Ironsides is your big name star, well, it can’t be all that big of a movie now, can it.

I guess maybe I am expecting too much from this film.  Taken as a made for tv sci-fi flick, it isn’t completely terrible.  Just mostly terrible.  There really isn’t anyone likable among the “heroes”.  I really didn’t care if any of them met with an untimely end.  I also am picky about my vampires.  These ones were much more like ghouls, eating the flesh of their victims.  It seemed to be done just so they could have so shock value.  It didn’t work.  Much of the gore looked kinda fake.  I really need to watch something good to restore my faith in the entertainment industry, 1 Axe.

Extra note….my next movie up is not the one that will restore my faith, not even in Tom Sizemore.